Cognitive-Behavioral Therapy by Tao Lin

Author:Tao Lin [Lin, Tao]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-61219-406-6
Publisher: Melville House
Published: 2014-05-13T00:00:00+00:00

i know at all times that in four hours i will feel completely different

when you kill yourself

the universe learns how to console you

nothing i type is true; for example

i am going to go outside

and meet interesting people

actually i will never meet an interesting person

if you ask me what happens to me i will tell you

that after coffee my brain is harder and shinier

my face is less worried and my eyes move faster

if you ask me what happens to sad people

i will tell you that pieces of water move

from the inside of their heads to the outside

and then i think the water evaporates

when my brain thinks it makes squishy noises

not all brains are like this

i like to point my worried face at different areas

of the physical world, and this is a mischievous thing

my face is at the front of my head

do you believe i am a good person?

i am going to go away for two hours

when i return i will accurately predict the actions of everyone i know

for the next three weeks, because that’s how i am: industrious

severely disillusioned

pass me the organic sesame seed salt substitute

industrious people who are severely disillusioned

enjoy squishy noises more than the average person

i laugh at the average person

i don’t know why i do that

i will never squish a human brain

with both my hands

looking down at the brain inside the skull

i have bought and sold over three hundred things on ebay

ebay is incredible

three word sentences console me

and this is a dangerous thing

the most dangerous weapon in the universe is the sphere-shaped knife

let me explain about the sphere-shaped knife

the insanity of the sphere-shaped knife

i am going to sleep now

i am going to turn off the light now

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